We did some research on a hot and steamy topic: What are the worst pick-up lines by EMS? Here goes!
“Is that a laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“Let’s play doctor and see whose got the coldest hands.”
“Your ambulance or mine, lets see if the gurney still works”
“Wanna Join the code 3 club”
“No; really; the Heimlich Maneuver is done facing each other!”
“Ever been ah, “intubated?” Mind if I “stick” you?”
“I just love a woman in uniform but I love her even better out of it.”
“Wanna see if we can drown out the siren ??”
“Wanna come back to the station and see my pole ?”
“We already know how fast you can get dressed, How fast can you get undressed ??”
“intubated” But won’t you go blind???